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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bulbasass
lastwave

Hey, yall with celiacs!

The FDA has allowed companies to not label things with gluten allergens. This means that, once again, the gluten free label can deceptive, and we need to start reading through all of the ingredients again (unless it has the verified label from GFCO). I'm not entirely sure how far this goes, but if looking for treats, do Not believe: cadbury cream eggs, newman o's. They are not gluten free. Stay safe!

Here is an example of the GFCO logo, they verify that advertised gluten free foods actually are:

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Either of these logos means that a food has been verified by a third party company that is not the FDA (who has proven we cant trust them). I'm not sure about other verification companies, but I trust this one because they certify gluten free within celiac sensitivity standards. If you know of any other companies, feel free to add!

Once again, stay safe!

Non-celiac people are encouraged to reblog this.

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abonethrownfromthevoid

Losing my mind over this

softservewidow

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

havegaysex

Someone please caption this!!

manicpixiejackass

Interviewee (beginning scene offscreen): Get that kid away from me, I hate kids.

Interviewer (person with the hat and sunglasses): Bitch! I told you to take it home an hour ago.

Interviewee: Hi! Yeah.

Interviewer: Hi, I’m so sorry, she’s a bitch.

Interviewee: I’m so excited, your company is great.

Interviewer: Oh thanks! It’s my dad’s. Do you have a resume?

Interviewee: Résumé? Yeah, I got it right here…

Interviewer: Yes. Okay, yeah, thank you!

Interviewee: …Um, I can’t really find it right now, but that’s okay. I’ll just, like, email it to you?

Interviewer: It’s okay, I don’t even read them. I just go for the vibe. Yeah.

Interviewee: Do you have dropbox?

Interviewer: Yeah, that’s— that works too.

Interviewee: Yeah, I can drop that right into your box.

Interviewer: Shut up! That was so fucking funny!

Interviewee: Don’t look—aha! That was a joke!

Interviewer: Oh my god, you’re such a comedian!

Interviewee: You’re fucking insane!

Interviewer: You are!

Interviewee: Alright.

Interviewer: Okay.

Interviewee: Um… Oh! Here it is, werk.

Interviewer: Oh, just put it there, I don’t care.

Interviewee: Yeah, so, I did go to prison for a couple months.

Interviewer: !! What’d you do?

Interviewee: But that’s only because I was…

Interviewer: You didn’t like kill anybody or anything… No you didn’t!

Interviewee: I did kill— I did kill people!

Interviewer: Shut up!

Interviewee: I did kill some people, sorry.

Interviewer: No, that’s okay, don’t apologize for that!

Interviewee: My gun was not on safety—

Interviewer: I’ve done that before!

Interviewee: —so it’s not my fault!

alternativeblkgal
memes--memes

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you ain’t grading a college paper

succyfunhouse

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

an0nymz

You wouldn’t believe the number of times I swear I get 4/5 star ratings at my job just because the way people think is “well 5/5 means perfect and nobody’s perfect, 4/5 is good!”
The company I work for doesn’t understand this common mentality at all, and will let people go over not having consistent enough 5/5 ratings. Obviously they don’t inform the customers of that.

ollivander

this also applies to your restaurant servers!!

astudyintransience

yea PSA i worked for a company whose statistics of reviews counted anything less than a 5/5 as a 0/5